Whiskey Dick: You got a valid point, Fast Lane. Leadfoot Cowboy: Well, boy! You shouldn’t interrupt TRUCKERS when they’re talkin’ serious TRUCKIN’ business!įast Lane: You’re gossiping about people you don’t even KNOW! You’re as bad as the papparazzi! Skeeter: This is a quand-a-ry for tha’ ag-es!įast Lane (on radio): I’ve been listening to your conversation… and I just want to say: you don’t even know these people! You’ve never met them!įast Lane: This is Fast Lane, blasting out from my HOME BASE! Whiskey Dick: We may never know what happened!
Leadfoot Cowboy: She broke his heart by not wantin’ KIDS!! Stink Finger: I still can’t believe he broke her heart by CHEATIN’! Whiskey Dick: It was hard enough breakin’ up… let alone doin’ it in front of the whole world. Leadfoot Cowboy: It’s gonna be rough for them two. Stink Finger: Did you see him in “Thlema & Louise”? He was shirtless and wearin’ a cowboy hat! Leadfoot Cowboy: I don’t get how he could ever get tired of swappin’ spit with that little honey. Whiskey Dick: Well, don’t that take the cake? I’d like to break that boy in HALF, if he cheated on her! Leadfoot Cowboy: I heard Angelina Jolie had something to do with that break-up, too. Whiskey Dick: Ah, I shouldn’t have snapped at ya’. I giess I’m just tryin’ to mask the pain. Whiskey Dick: Who the HELL said that?! This isn’t a jokin’ matter! Brad and Jennifer have broken up! For REAL!! Leadfoot Cowboy: I heard she broke up with him after she saw “Troy”. Stink Finger: Any word on WHY they split up?! Whiskey Dick: My buddy Skeeter’s right - what hope DO the rest of us have? Skeeter: Sons of bitches!! If dey can’t make it… what chance do da rest of us have? Whiskey Dick: I’ll tell you one thing: I like them as individuals, as well as a couple. Leadfoot Cowboy: Yeah, I thought they had the goods, too. Stink Finger: Awww, that really scrapes my ass! They was GREAT together! Leadfoot Cowboy: Turns out… that was just a goodbye kiss, Stink Finger. Stink Finger: Nooo!! I knew they was havin’ problems, but I thought they went down to the Carribbean to works things out?! Hell, I even saw ’em kissin’ on the beach! Leadfoot Cowboy: Where you been, partner? It’s true! Brad and Jennifer broke up! Stink Finger: Negative copy! Come on back! Did I hear you right?! I can’t BELIEVE they broke up! I thought they were gonna make it. Leadfoot Cowboy: Ahh, it’s just this, uh - It’s this Brad and Jennifer thing. Whiskey Dick (on radio): What’s the matter, friend? Whiskey Dick: You’re runnin’ late with your load? Leadfoot Cowboy: Hoo! That’s more bad news I didn’t need to hear. I just blew through there about an hour ago, and you got a bad batch of weather comin’ your way. Whiskey Dick: Hey there, Cowboy - Whiskey Dick here. I’m on your back door, at Mile Marker 2-2-9. Stink Finger: Can’t help you with your weather. I’m at the mouth of the Cumberland Pass, lookin’ for 1013. Leadfoot Cowboy: You got the Leadfoot Cowboy on the line. You’re comin’ in loud and clear! Who am I talkin’ to? Leadfoot Cowboy: Breaker 1-9, for a radio check. Announcer: It’s time for “Trucker Talk”, the sage words of the country’s last true cowboy: the American trucker.
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